Starship Captain.: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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myghostadventures asked: omg. These autocorrects just made my life. You are overflowing with awesomeness. Thank god i follow you

Feb 29th

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PADD and Autocorrect.

captainjimkirk: Kirk: I was told you managed to get some provisons for fresh dinner. What are you making? McCoy: Andorian rice with ground beef and your cream. Kirk: I don’t think I want to be part of your fresh ingredients Bones. McCoy: SOUR cream, damnit.

Feb 29th

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Padd and Autocorrect.

Spock: I shall come by shortly, I trust the Captain is well now? McCoy: He’s alright now; I had to inject him with an Epic Penis Spock: I do not think having a bad reaction meant that doctor McCoy. McCoy: Oh for Christ’s sake, EPI PEN Spock: Thank you for clearing that up.

Feb 29th

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